Name Sporty EPIC Alias Peter Jones Age Iron Nationality Lesbian Vital Statistics 2.8i V6 (£19,520) Studying BA Modern Languages (every day) Career Prospects White, with orange stripe Claim to Fame Saw Ray Reardon at Butlins when he was seven Prized Possession CD / Hi-fi collection. He has more than one of each... Muppet Usually says "Volkswagen" Never says "I love you and want to spend the rest of my days with you, thanks for making my life complete. I'm emotionally overcome" Drinks Lemonade, Tea, perfectly clear (is it?!) Eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Listens to CD Collection (it has everything); his Mum Watches Four hours on, four hours off, Monday to Friday Looks down on People who fall over Looks up to People in planes Looks Better from behind Good habits Runs every morning Bad habits Runs to the cake shop or Mike Lloyd's Favourite Spice Girl Victoria, after being fed Favourite Football Team Ipswich Town (honest!) Perfect Evening Test-driving the entire Volkswagen range with Sandra Bullock, giving us the chance to discuss each model's particular features and testing out the stereo. We would even discuss globalisation, if there's time, after the cars and the music